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The Mega Review of All Keto Meal Delivery Companies
Anyone trying out the keto diet knows that the hardest part is getting the macros right. Even if you cook all your meals yourself, it can be unclear as to how many grams of sugar are in your specific tomato, or doing the math to calculate the weight to figure out the carbs. And then you’re constantly googling and doubting yourself, “shit, is carrot a carb?” The general rule is to stay within under 50g of carbs a day, and for your diet to be composed of 60–80% of healthy fats.
So if you’re busy and lazy like me, there’s no way you can do all the math, workout, drink enough water, work 8 hours a day, have a bf/gf, spend time with friends, read Mein Kamph, catch up on Orange is the New Black, cook, and be in ketosis all at the same time. Thankfully, I discovered the existence of meal delivery companies specifically for keto. I googled extensively for reviews on all these different companies and didn’t find any good ones that met my requirements. I wanted a company that had:
- Fixed meals in a microwavable container. No way in hell I’m gonna blue apron that shit and cook it myself — that defeats the purpose.
- Reasonably priced stuff, like no more than $15 a meal, we’re not Elon Musk here.
- Delicious food. I’m a foodie, this isn’t gonna work if I’m hating my life over this diet.
